Weapons
| Name | Char. | Buy | Sell | Offense | Location | Other Effects |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cracked Bat | Ness | $18 | $9 | 4 | Present/Shop | None |
| Tee Ball Bat | Ness | $48 | $24 | 8 | Shop | None |
| Sand Lot Bat | Ness | $98 | $49 | 15 | Shop | None |
| Minor League Bat | Ness | $399 | $199 | 26 | Shop | None |
| Mr. Baseball Bat | Ness | $498 | $249 | 38 | Shop | None |
| T-Rex's Bat | Ness | $698 | $349 | 48 | Shop | None |
| Big League Bat | Ness | $3080,$1380 | $1540,$690 | 54 | Summers,Scaraba | None |
| Hall of Fame Bat | Ness | $ 1880 (trade in Tenda) | $940 | 62 | Gift | None |
| Ultimate Bat | Ness | $2,298 | $1,149 | 68 | Shop | None |
| Magicant Bat | Ness | Not for Sale | Not for Sale | 80 | Present | None |
| Legendary Bat | Ness | Not for Sale | Not for Sale | 110 | Present | None |
| Gutsy Bat | Ness | $2,980 | $1,490 | 100 | Find from Bionic Kraken | +127 Guts |
| Casey Bat | Ness | $39 | $19 | 125 | Defeating Master Barf | Misses 3/4 of the time |
| Fry Pan | Paula | $56 | $28 | 10 | Shop | None |
| Thick Fry Pan | Paula | $198 | $99 | 20 | Shop | None |
| Deluxe Fry Pan | Paula | $598 | $299 | 30 | Shop | None |
| Chef's Fry Pan | Paula | $1,198 | $599 | 40 | Shop | None |
| Non-Stick Fry Pan | Paula | $1,490 | $745 | 50 | Shop | None |
| French Fry Pan | Paula | $1,790 | $895 | 60 | Shop | Misses 1/16 of the time |
| Magic Fry Pan | Paula | $4,790 | $2,395 | 50 | Find from Chomposaur | +100 Guts, Misses 1/4 of the time |
| Holy Fry Pan | Paula | $3,480 | $1,740 | 80 | Shop | +10 Guts |
| Pop Gun | Jeff | $110 | $55 | 16 | Present | None |
| Stun Gun | Jeff | $150 | $75 | 24 | Present | None |
| Toy Air Gun | Jeff | $215 | $108 | 32 | Shop | None |
| Magnum Air Gun | Jeff | Not for Sale | Not for Sale | 36 | Present | Repair Broken Air Gun |
| Zip Gun | Jeff | $425 | $213 | 40 | Shop | None |
| Laser Gun | Jeff | Not for Sale | Not for Sale | 48 | Present | Repair Broken Laser |
| Hyper Beam | Jeff | $850 | $425 | 58 | Shop | None |
| Double Beam | Jeff | $1,000 | $500 | 66 | Shop | Repair Broken Gadget |
| Crusher Beam | Jeff | $1,150 | $575 | 72 | Shop | None |
| Spectrum Beam | Jeff | $1,650 | $825 | 78 | Shop | Repair Broken Cannon |
| Death Ray | Jeff | $2,300 | $1,150 | 90 | Present | None |
| Baddest Beam | Jeff | Not for Sale | Not for Sale | 98 | Present | Repair Broken Harmonica |
| Moon Beam Gun | Jeff | $4,450 | $2,225 | 110 | Present | None |
| Gaia Beam | Jeff | Not for Sale | Not for Sale | 125 | Present | Repair Broken Antenna |
| Sword of Kings | Poo | Not for Sale | Not for Sale | 30 | Find from Starman Super | Only weapon Poo can equip |
| Yo-Yo | Any | $29 | $15 | 6 | Shop | Misses 18.75% of the time. |
| Slingshot | Any | $80 | $40 | 12 | Shop | Misses 18.75% of the time. |
| Bionic Slingshot | Any | $449 | $225 | 30 | Shop | Misses 18.75% of the time. |
| Trick Yo-Yo | Any | $998 | $499 | 40 | Shop | Misses 18.75% of the time. |
| Combat Yo-Yo | Any | $1,148 | $574 | 50 | Shop | Misses 18.75% of the time. |